Aug
11
2008
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Some Things that Happened in my First 24 Hours in Miami

  1. Got 3 (THREE!) mosquito bites on my FACE (pictures not likely)
  2. Got drunk
  3. Saw lots of Italian/Spanish/undetermined Latin/Central/South American titties
  4. Got robbed (while “sleeping” on the beach [see number 2])
  5. Got rained on
  6. Peed in the ocean
  7. Broke at least 3 laws
  8. Saw dead people
  9. Saw thongs (male and female), lobster-skinned tourists and an unreasonably fit old man
  10. Had (unlikely, improbable, inexplicable) amounts of fun

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